Thursday, September 24, 2009

CLASS ACTS IN TRYING TIMES!



Abbotsford Mayor George Peary was a bright light as an educator and remains a class act today, even if his decisions at City Hall aren't always appreciated by local taxpayers.

My late grandfather, a weekend farmer and weekday school principal, used to enjoy fishing and sharing teaching tales that, suspiciously, often sounded similar to his “ones that got away” drivel.
He used to haul me out on his shiny aluminum boat at Madge Lake, where we would solve the world’s problems, swill a few beverages and drown Saskatchewan’s finest worms for hours.
Truth be known, I disliked fishing, but loved spending time with my Grandpa who, besides being a brilliant mentor, was an amusing character with an infectious smile.
“Hear about the teacher who got fired for having bad eyes?,” he once asked me as I shook my head. “He kept losing control of his pupils! Get it?”
Grandpa had a million of ’em, but I never forgot that one – for some strange reason. He taught his children and his students plenty over the years. And they loved him for it, even if the odd joke – and many of them were odd – didn’t garner laughs.
Grandma used to whine about going out for groceries, because what should have been a 30-minute exercise often lasted for hours once Grandpa ran into former students or colleagues.
Early next month, World Teachers’ Day will be celebrated in our neck of the woods, with each school district honouring those who spend time and shape the minds of your kids.
I’m sure Grandpa would be less of a comedian if he had to endure what teachers do in today’s classroom.
Grandpa didn’t really have to worry much about obese or latchkey kids, single-parent issues, gangs, drugs, racism, cellphones, Internet chatrooms, health pandemics, school funding and teacher cuts, job action, poverty or political interference.
Today’s classroom is much more complex and teachers, once respected by everyone, have too often been thrown under the bus and treated like Mexican piñatas by budget-slashing politicos as they impose their save-thy-hide agendas on educators, while bleating on about children being our future.
And it honestly irritates me when I hear people mutter “those who can, do. Those who can’t, teach.”
While there may be some poor teachers, that staffing flaw isn’t exclusive to the school system. I’m sure your office has a person or two who appears allergic to work or lacks the passion and skills he or she requires to excel.
When your scribe first moved to Abbotsford in 1982, I was homesick for the first few months until The Three Amigos – teachers Barry Stewart, Bill MacGregor and George Peary – rolled out the welcome mat and introduced me to everyone I needed to know.
Peary and MacGregor now serve as mayor and councillor and take all kinds of flak from taxpayers and certain columnists (wink, wink) over their civic priorities and decisions. Rarely are they praised for the good they do at City Hall.
Regardless of what you think about the jobs they do as front-line politicos, they are quality human beings with teaching resumes and accolades second to none.
And Stewart, who I once dubbed “Dr. Sport in red shorts” at a roast held in his honour – was the undisputed Minister of Information for scoop-starved scribes in the Fraser Valley for several decades.
Now happily retired, Stewart still drops in with sporty “gems,” words of praise for the reporters and some cheap shots for the editor (likely on behalf of Peary and MacGregor!).
World Teachers’ Day will come and go Oct. 5 without much fanfare. But given the impact of teachers on my life, the day won’t pass without thinking about their unselfish contributions – or my awesome Grandpa, who always had more success teaching from the heart than a book. That in itself is a lesson.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

MANITOBA'S MUSICAL MULLETS WERE HIGHLY ENTERTAINING FROM 'GO' TO WHOA!



Dave Wasyliw earned a standing ovation for his song Barbershop, which led to a whole bunch of hair jokes and funny moments during Friday night's Doc Walker show at the ACT in Maple Ridge. (Gord Kurenoff photo)


By Gord Kurenoff
Canwest Community Newspapers

They’re calling it the Speed of Life Tour, a cross-Canada fall expedition to promote their sixth album Go, and the feel-good, chart-topping tune Coming Home.
One can only assume, after witnessing Doc Walker’s compelling Friday night show in Maple Ridge, that the moniker Manitoba’s Musical Mullets was already taken!
While the award-hogging gang from Portage la Prairie received a standing ovation for their superb cover of Neil Diamond’s Sweet Caroline – and earlier DW hits Rocket Girl, Get Up and Beautiful Life – country music’s 2009 Group of the Year left the 300-plus audience laughing hysterically as they flashed old yearbook pictures on the Arts Centre and Theatre stage.
“This will never get old on this tour,” quipped the now clean-cut frontman Chris Thornstein, whose own school photo looked like a cross between Jay Leno and early Achy Breaky Billy Ray Cyrus.
Ironically, two songs earlier Thornstein needed a few moments to clear his teary eyes after complaining that hairspray leaked into them. Show business, eh?
On a night when Doc Walker made Stop No. 2 on a fall tour that takes them to casinos, theatres, arenas and clubs across small-town Canada, the memorable moments were the unscripted, innocent ones.
The band laughed about doing a video shoot last week in Aldergrove, B.C. – for their new song If I Fall – where “it smelled like horse poop all stinking day.”
They laughed about their new dream-pursuing song Go, and the fact they all tried to keep girlfriends from leaving them in high school by suggesting their moms could get them "good jobs at Petland" after graduation.
And they laughed that the Maple Ridge crowd was the “best-clapping audience” they have seen in a long time.
“This one at least has some rhythm,” joked Murray Pulver, who was named Guitar Player of the Year at the Canadian Country Music Association awards show in Vancouver earlier this month.
Dave Wasyliw, who found time to get married in Mexico while on the group’s Beautiful Life Beach Party Tour in Mazatlan, received a standing ovation for performing Barbershop, a fun ditty that hasn’t found its way to CD yet, but managed to be among the major hits of Friday’s show.
Joined on this tour by bassist Brent Pearen and drummer Steve Broadhurst, Doc Walker did an amazing acoustic set, played all their hits and served up some powerful message songs – Driving With the Brakes On and North Dakota Boy. They easily demonstrated why they are the poster band of what’s right in the Canadian country music industry. And why Bon Jovi referred to them as Canada's top talents after opening for the New Jersey rockers.
Friday’s low turnout was perhaps the only blemish on an otherwise enjoyable evening. Maybe it was because Doc Walker just played a free, two-hour show in front of 10,000-plus fans at the Vancouver PNE, or that the 500-seat Arts Centre and Theatre isn’t conducive to a show people would rather move and dance to than just sit and watch.
Whatever. The band made sure those who came to see and hear went home happy. And that they did – no doubt likely feeling a lot better about their current hairdos, too.
FINAL LICKS – Vancouver’s Dustin Bentall (www.dustinbentall.com), who said he used to get his butt kicked playing hockey against Fraser Valley farm kids, opened Friday night with a great Bob Dylan-esque flavour, featuring tunes from his new album Six Shooter, which was recorded in Ashcroft, B.C. . . . The hotter-than-fire High Valley (www.highvalley.ca), who played with Paul Brandt at the Langley Events Centre last week, will join Doc Walker’s tour in Edmonton on Sept. 27 for their Alberta and Saskatchewan performances . . . Thanks to a great remake on the Phil Collins’ song That’s All, Doc Walker is currently in the Top 10 on Australian music charts. The song is on their Beautiful Life album, which won a Juno Award this year. Check out Doc Walker's website and future tour dates at www.docwalker.ca.

Gord Kurenoff is Managing Editor of the Abbotsford-Mission Times and a columnist for Canwest Community Newspapers in B.C. He can be reached directly by e-mailing gkurenoff@abbotsfordtimes.com.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

BEAUTIFUL LIFE IS COMING HOME!



This article was originally published in May 2008. Doc Walker, named 2009 Group of the Year, plays Friday night in Maple Ridge to launch their Speed of Life Tour and new album Go, which includes the great hit Coming Home. See their website at www.docwalker.ca.

When – or if – you think of famous Manitobans who don’t farm, hunt, curl or invent mosquito repellents, names
such as Tommy Douglas, Terry Sawchuk, Monty Hall, Doug Henning, Anna Paquin, Neil Young, Burton Cummings and Randy Bachman spring to mind.
Chris Thorsteinson, Dave Wasyliw and Murray Pulver have some serious work ahead of them to join that Prairie province’s privileged few, but the friendly faces and awesome sound of award-winning country group Doc Walker are at least heading in the right direction – and having bushels of fun doing it.
On a cross-country tour to promote their album Beautiful Life, and the mega-hit by
the same name, the musicians from Portage La Prairie filled the Commodore Ballroom Thursday night and didn’t disappoint the standing room-only crowd that, for the most part, opted to leave the cowboy hats and rodeo attire at home.
Minus the gimmicks, smoke machines, dancers and flashy lights that often overshadow the performers and music at way too many overproduced concerts these days, Doc Walker relies solely on their music, their distinct voices and an uncanny ability to instantly connect with young and old, city folk or cowpoke.
They also skipped the “We love you (insert city name)” platitudes and, instead, shared the fact that, as excitable Prairie boys they are always amazed with driving through the mountains and seeing the Pacific Ocean. In fact, they decided to shoot a video in Vancouver this week to promote their next single.
The new album provided those moments too, via Phil Collins’ hit ditty That’s All and Doc Walker’s new romantic song One Last Sundown, a guaranteed hit waiting for air play, and a catchy tune Echo Road.
Doc Walker also made people scream, sing and cry when they performed Rocket Girl, their huge hit off the debut 2001 album Curve that helped them eventually capture the Group of the Year at the CCMAs in 2004 and 2005.
But it was their fresh hit Beautiful Life that really ignited the entertaining evening as cellphones with cameras began clicking and the diverse crowd, that included 20- and 60-somethings, drowned out the band by singing along word for word.
They say in country music that if you can get people to line dance to your music you’ve got it made – singing to a new single is pure gold and, no doubt, music to Doc Walker’s ears and dreams.
A beautiful life, indeed.
FINAL LICKS – Doc Walker plays in Kamloops tonight, Kelowna tomorrow, Terrace on Friday and Kitimat Saturday.

GIVING 'TIL IT HURTS REAL BAD!



Once upon a time, when Maclean’s was a must-read for curious Canadians and fans of Allan Fotheringham, editors of that mind-provoking magazine conducted a fascinating study.
They invited 12 “average” taxpayers from all corners of this diverse country to their Toronto digs to play finance minister for a weekend.
Faster than you can say “Kayne West, jerk of the year,” these budget-minded peeps turned nasty after colleagues criticized their spending priorities or spending cuts.
One person, who didn’t have kids, recommended cuts to an education system he didn’t use. A fit female suggested cuts to health care and more incentives to stay in shape, while another aimed to pare down Canada’s military and law enforcement agencies. It didn’t take long before this group acted like tennis hotheads John McEnroe and Serena Williams at their ballistic best.
It also emphasized what we already knew – money can’t buy happiness, but then neither can no money!
Your scribe was raised in one of those “average income” households where mom mastered the art of stretching a dollar, albeit as the cost of living increased we often contemplated going to KFC to lick the other kids’ fingers.
Always thought mom would make a good finance minister, but then if she was in charge of the public purse we wouldn’t have a $2 million score clock at the Entertainment and Sports Centre, our premier wouldn’t be handing out medals to construction workers and our federal “leaders” wouldn’t be spending millions on attack ads.
You see, when our “contingency fund” ran out at home, she invented every meal you could make with Kraft Dinner and wieners.
Perhaps it’s that “average” upbringing which clouds my view of today’s spend-happy politicos. Especially considering they are spending our money.
Take the Olympics. This 2010 hype machine was supposed to generate a new breed of sports-minded youth to keep them busy and out of gangs. So, after emptying the financial cupboards to host the five-ring circus, we are now cutting sports funding and increasing user-fees for recreational facilities. That sure worked out well, didn’t it?
This was supposed to be a cash cow for the Best Place on Earth. This glorified fundraiser for the IOC was supposed to fill our coffers and make Alberta kiss our rich wallets. So what happened? Do you believe?
It’s strange how in good times our “leaders” didn’t plan too far ahead or put money away for the tougher times. Politicians at all levels were quick to take all the credit (and pay increases) for the boom, but now, of course, it’s not their fault we’re all broke. Praying for gaming revenue to right the ship is now the hope du jour.
I find it disturbing that we’re being told the HST, a local gas tax, another TransLink tax and cuts to health care, education and sports groups are “really good for us” and signs of “responsible leadership.” Who writes this claptrap? And who believes it?
Closer to home, if our civic “leaders” really didn’t anticipate having to spend many millions more to accommodate the AHL, someone should be fired for not doing due diligence. But I believe they knew the extra costs and figured you’d just pay and pay. And you will.
TransLink now wants more money because after paying themselves well to meet behind closed doors they don’t have enough to operate the system. Heck, there are just as many taxpayer muggings as SkyTrain incidents with this group.
As comedian Russell Peters says: “If this keeps up somebody is going to get spanked real bad!”
Let’s hope so. Mom is getting ornery!

Saturday, September 12, 2009

HESS HELPS LEC MUSIC DEBUT SHINE!




Kenny Hess, bottom left, performed with daughter Kate at last month's Mission Music Fest. Friday he played in front of 3,000-plus fans during the first-ever music event at the new Langley Events Centre. High Valley, top photo, made their first visit to the area one to remember.



Langley Events Centre, one of the impressive, spanking new arenas in the Lower Mainland, hosted its first concert Friday night, attracting more than 3,000 people to see Canadian country music star Paul Brandt of Calgary, Mission's Kenny Hess and the three-brother Alberta group High Valley, which has the word "future superstardom" branded all over their young act.
While Brandt did the predictable and had girls screaming and singing his many hits from the moment he walked on stage, and Hess had the early arrivals laughing and clapping along to his entertaining set, High Valley caught everyone off guard with a performance that rated 11 on the scale of 1 to 10!
If you watch the Canadian Country Music Awards on Sunday night (live on CBC-TV, to be replayed on CMT), Brandt will share the stage with High Valley and they will sing When You Call My Name, a Brandt hit. They did this number together Friday during Brandt's set and it was the "moment" of the night.
Three Mennonite kids – Brad, Bryan and Curtis Rempel – with great family values and greater music talents, proved once again that giving it all on stage will reap rewards and new fans. They grew up in the small Alberta town of La Crete, have already opened for Keith Urban, Reba McEntire and Brad Paisley, and after Canada sees them on CBC, they should be making bronze statues of the class-act brothers in downtown La Crete.
Couple other songs – On The Combine and My Way Back Home – should soar up the iTunes charts after When You Call My Name runs its monster-hit course.
Check out High Valley's new website at www.highvalley.ca – guarantee you'll love their music! And you'll even be impressed after reading their bios!
High Valley is playing in Chilliwack this Sunday night where it says here they'll be the talk of the town Monday morning!